found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
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