he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
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