You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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