we have officially mastered the walk of shame
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
i dont even know how to be here
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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