I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
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