Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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