I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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