Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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