I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Randomize
