the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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