My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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