Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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