so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
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