They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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