You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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