I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I take back everything I said about communal showers
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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