her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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