Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
false alarm. still invincible.
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
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