the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
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