just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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