if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
