At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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