Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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