That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
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