awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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