hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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