I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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