If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
