You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Its about making memories worth repressing
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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