I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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