Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
did you just send me my own nude
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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