She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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