we're blogging at a bar
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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