We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Don't EVER smell your tampon
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
Randomize
