their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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