I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
I understand Curling. That high.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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