Soap is not a condiment
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I pour the whiskey from now on
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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