She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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