just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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