normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Randomize
