Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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