I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
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