Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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