i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
porn star boner night. come get it.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
Randomize
