just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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