If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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