I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
Randomize
