i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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