I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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