Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
Randomize
