Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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