He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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